im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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