I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
