No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My feet surprised me
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