How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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