ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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