Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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