i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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