i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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