Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
