why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
a search helicopter?!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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