im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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