just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My ass is underappreciated
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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