so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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