Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Fuck appropriateness.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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