Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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