Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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