I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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