I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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