God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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