Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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