tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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