wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
