Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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