I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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