Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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