i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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