Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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