I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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