I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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