You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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