So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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