I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
do nipples grow back?
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