I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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