Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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