my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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