I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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