well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I looked at my own cervix.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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