Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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