she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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