we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Pooping to opera.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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