it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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