You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I love having hate sex.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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