You're so nebulous sometimes
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
