if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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