The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
