Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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