Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
