At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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