i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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