where does the pee come out of this thing
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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