so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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