On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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