I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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