There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He passed out mid-signature
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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