I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You're like the curious george of whores
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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