You can't motorboat a personality
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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