dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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