It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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